My daughter (14): “Mom we HAVE to go Black Friday shopping this year! Last year I went with _____ and it was sooooo fun!
Me: “Sweetheart, I don’t need anything bad enough to stand in line for hours….”
Daughter: “But it’s FUN! AND……….(wait for it…) it’s on a FRIDAY!
Me: *baffled and laughing* “Seriously!!!??? It’s on a Friday!!! SHUT UP!!!” *dying laughing now*
Daughter: *laughing and embarrassed* *I can’t believe that just happened”
Me: “Yeah….me neither…..”😏